1 Some of Bdale's Favorite Quotations
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4 These are things I've tripped over in my life,
5 that I've chosen to pick up and carry with me...
11 "That which hinders your task is your task."
14 "Find the audience, be excellent, and you will be fine."
18 "Fast is relative to what you're driving."
22 "I think, however, that there isn't any solution to this problem of education
23 other than to realize that the best teaching can be done only when there is
24 a direct individual relationship between a student and a good teacher---a
25 situation in which the student discusses the ideas, thinks about the things,
26 and talks about the things. It's impossible to learn very much by simply
27 sitting in a lecture, or even by simply doing problems that are assigned."
28 <br>-- Richard Feynman, in his preface to the printed Lectures on Physics
31 "For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision."
32 <br>-- "Thal's Law", which I first heard quoted by Lyle Johnson
35 "Any problem on earth can be solved with the careful application of high
36 explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off."
37 <br>-- from the movie Valkyrie
40 "I have the luxury of waiting on the sidelines to see how the contest
41 comes out. But <em>someone</em> has to make choices, take risks and
42 commit resources, or nothing new will ever be created."
43 <br>-- Brian Hayes, writing about "The Memristor" in American Scientist
46 "Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence."
50 "Kids are more nimble than wise..."
51 <br>-- Nancy Gibbs, in a Time opinion piece
54 "I just want you to be motivated by the magnitude of the opportunity."
55 <br>-- Mark Hurd, in an HP internal meeting
58 "Love is an activity, not a feeling.
59 True love is the disciplined generosity we require of ourselves
60 for the sake of another when we would rather be selfish."
61 <br>-- the character Misha, in Stephen L. Carter's The Emperor of Ocean Park
64 "Excellence is the result of caring more than others think is wise,
65 risking more than others think is safe,
66 dreaming more than others think is practical,
67 and expecting more than others think is possible."
71 "If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with
72 a mosquito in the room."
76 "Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed."
77 <br>-- Michael Pritchard
80 "What has violence ever accomplished?
81 What has it ever created?
82 No martyr's cause has ever been stilled by an assassin's bullet...
83 What we need is not division; what we need is not hatred,
84 but love and compassion toward one another and a feeling of
85 justice toward those who suffer within our community, whatever
87 Let us dedicate ourselves to what the Greeks wrote so many years
88 ago: to tame the savageness of man and make gentle the life
90 <br>-- Robert F. Kennedy
93 "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to
98 "I try to say what I think I mean."
99 <br>-- Marilyn Hacker, in the poem Living in the Moment</p>
102 "Super-geeks are cool."
103 <br>-- Elizabeth Garbee, 24 October 2005
106 "Courage is not the absence of fear, but the decision that something else is
107 more important than fear."
108 <br>-- Ambrose Redmoon</p>
111 "Let me just say that, if you ever have the choice of putting your words in
112 powerpoint or having them carved into 30-foot high marble, I'd say go for
114 <br>-- <a href="http://www.norvig.com/Gettysburg/making.html">Peter Norvig</a>
117 "My hands are clean, but not because I wasn't prepared to bloody them."
118 <br>-- Orson Scott Card, a realization by Han Tzu in Shadow of the Giant</p>
121 "I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun."
122 <br>-- Def Poet Common </p>
125 "How can you make informed decisions ... ? The key seems to be to gather
126 experts who are knowledgeable and passionate about the subject matter, and
127 have them cooperatively discuss a series of questions designed to explore
128 the limits of technical feasibility.
129 They must strive to reach the best decision rather than to persuade
131 <br>-- <a href="http://www.norvig.com/lancet.html">Peter Norvig</a>
134 "Recorded music is just a way to fill in gaps when you can't get real music."
135 <br>-- Keith Packard </p>
138 "Great leaders don't play by the existing rules."
139 <br>-- Mark Hurd, in an HP internal meeting
142 "Doesn't he know who I think I am?"
143 <br>-- Phil Collins </p>
146 "Oh my god. The impossible has happened. My mother has forwarded to me a
147 joke that not only have I not seen before, but is actually sort of funny."
148 <br>-- Eric Schwartz, on IRC </p>
151 "Whenever I try to recall that long-ago first day at school only one memory
152 shines through: my father held my hand."
153 <br>-- Marcelene Cox, American writer, from Ladies' Home Journal (1954). </p>
156 "Why should self-indulgent nonsense -- whatever its professed political
157 orientation -- be lauded as the height of scholarly achievement?"
158 <br>-- Alan D. Sokal, in
159 <a href="http://skepdic.com/sokal.html"> A Physicist Experiments With Cultural Studies </a>
163 "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the
164 intelligent are full of doubt."
165 <br>-- Bertrand Russell</p>
168 "The difference between stupid and intelligent people — and this is true
169 whether or not they are well-educated — is that intelligent people can
170 handle subtlety. They are not baffled by ambiguous or even contradictory
171 situations — in fact, they expect them and are apt to become suspicious
172 when things seem overly straightforward."
173 <br>-- Neal Stephenson, from The Diamond Age</p>
176 "People love to hear the brag of the local boy, because they want him to be
177 great, but the foreigner must deny that he has any outstanding virtue -- this
178 is what will endear him to the locals."
179 <br>-- Orson Scott Card, a realization by a young Columbus in Pastwatch</p>
182 "Happiness is not a life without pain, but rather a life in which the pain
183 is traded for a worthy price."
184 <br>-- Orson Scott Card, a realization by an older Columbus in Pastwatch</p>
187 "Some films are slices of life, mine are slices of cake."
188 <br>-- Alfred Hitchcock</p>
191 "Concentrate; put all your eggs in one basket, and watch that basket."
192 <br>-- Andrew Carnegie</p>
195 "There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them."
196 <br>-- Niels Henrik David Bohr</p>
199 "Man who say it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it."
200 <br>-- Old Chinese Proverb </p>
203 "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
204 <br>-- Robert J. Hanlon </p>
207 "Sufficiently advanced cluelessness is indistinguishable from malice."
208 <br>-- Mike Albaugh</p>
211 "In any endeavour it is a fact that you have to succeed with the people who
212 are willing to participate."
213 <br>-- Fitch R. Williams, in a rec.crafts.metalworking post about teachers</p>
216 "we begin to stop / in order simply / to begin / again."
217 <br>-- Maya Angelou, the end of her poem "Late October"</p>
220 "Poetry dovetails contradictions."
221 <br>-- Marilyn Hacker, in the poem Feeling and Form</p>
224 "I'd remember everything we said, when I thought we were saying everything."
225 <br>-- Marilyn Hacker, in the poem The Regent Park Sonnets</p>
228 "Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's a really stupid
229 thing to want to do."
230 <br>-- Elvis Costello, in an interview by Timothy White entitled "A Man out of Time Beats the Clock." Musician magazine No. 60 (October 1983), p. 52.</p>
233 "No. Must. Not. Flame. Him."
234 <br>-- Andreas Schuldei, trying to keep a debian-devel discussion civil...</p>
237 "Every time you open your mouth in this thread, you amplify your ignorance."
238 <br>-- Ben Armstrong </p>
241 "When I was a young student, I thought grow-ups would come and make things
242 work. Now I realize that grown-ups are just kids with wrinkles."
243 <br>-- Esther Dyson </p>
246 "If everything were first-rate, what would we have to complain about?"
247 <br>-- Doug McKenna </p>
250 "We make things... and it's so much fun!"
251 <br>-- Robert D. Garbee </p>
254 "The only thing that happens if you wait, is that you get older."
255 <br>-- Mario Andretti </p>
258 "Some things are worth doing even if they aren't safe."
262 "Beer should really taste like beer."
263 <br>-- Nigel Croxon, about 80% of the way through a
264 <a href="http://www.chilibeer.com/">Cave Creek Chili Beer</a>
267 "For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance."
268 <br>-- Cartoon Law of Physics X
271 A free press is one where it's ok to state the conclusion you're led to by
276 "The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an
277 acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies;
278 who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of
279 his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself
280 humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter
281 wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements;
282 who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed
283 follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather
284 than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is
285 sacred and virtue safe."
286 <br>-- John Walter Wayland</p>
289 "If ever a World Government should come into existence, it had better be a
290 government designed to be run by crooks rather than a government designed to
291 be run by gentlemen. Gentlemen are too often in short supply."
292 <br>-- Freeman J. Dyson, in his book Infinite in All Directions
295 "My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate."
296 <br>-- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., 21 April 2004
299 "Regardless of talent, the mark of a professional is the ability to
301 <br>-- Elaine Richards
304 "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and
305 he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
306 <br>-- Terry Pratchett
309 "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action."
310 <br>-- Auric Goldfinger, in Ian Fleming's James Bond novel Goldfinger
313 "Ultimately, I consider people to be more important than computers."
314 <br>-- Theodore Ts'o, in a posting about <a href="http://thunk.org/tytso/blog/2008/12/28/debian-philosophy-and-people/">Debian, Philosophy, and People</a>
318 "Being awesome is exhausting."
319 <br>-- Robert D. Garbee, 18 May 2013
326 "It takes more keystrokes to enter a windows license key than it takes
327 to do a complete Debian desktop install!"
331 "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming,
332 is not worth knowing."
336 "We now have a body of software accessible to everybody on earth so robust
337 and so profound in its possibilities, that we are a few man months away from
338 doing whatever it is that anybody wants to do with computers all the time."
339 <br>-- Eben Moglen, from a speech given at Harvard Law School
342 "There are so many clever things that could be done."
343 <br>--Dan Shearer </p>
346 "I have often thought that programmers who have
347 been taught about Big-O without also being taught about the
348 importance of constant factors, are like teenagers who have
349 been taught how to start a car and get it into gear, but
350 not how to get the condoms out of the glove-box before moving
352 <br>--Mike Albaugh </p>
355 "Debian: everything looks broken until you realize it's just the only distro
357 <br>--Dann Frazier, explaining something about Debian on IRC
360 "Looking at [the build excuses for a particular Debian package] shows
361 a dep-wait chain of despair(tm)"
362 <br>--James Troup, on the debian-hppa mailing list
365 "I have a mouse, but don't have a mouse driver for MINIX and have never felt
366 the need to write one. Typing "rm x y z" is a lot faster than clicking
367 five times and then having to convince the system that you really, truly,
368 mean it and this is not a mistake and that you are consenting adult over 18
369 and that you completely understand the consequences and you still want to
371 <br>-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum, in his personal
372 <a href="http://www.cs.vu.nl/~ast/home/faq.html">FAQ</a></p>
375 "You know, in ten years, "no-code" will probably mean a completely different
376 thing when applied to a radio amateur. If we're still here."
377 <br>-- <a href="mailto:maggie@voicenet.com"> Margaret Leber </a> K3XS</p>
380 "From my experience, in Forth
381 I'm constantly struggling with the problems I need to solve, trying out
382 alternatives, prototyping extensions, laying out tests; while in C I'm just
383 struggling with the code, compiler and environment."
384 <br>-- Marcel Hendrix</p>
387 "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have
388 'arguments' -- and they always win them."
389 <br>--Things Likely to be Overheard If You Hire a Klingon Programmer</p>
392 "Don't confuse the random PC architecture with the way that real systems work."
393 <br>--Matthew Wilcox</p>
396 "System administrators pray to Eris, afterwards, very softly, thanking
397 her for staying away..."
398 <br>--Kees J Bot, in comp.os.minix, talking about preparing for an upgrade...
405 "If you gotta look at it like an investment, you picked the wrong car."
406 <br>-- Stan Hanks</p>
409 "Old enough to remember when sex was safe and race cars were dangerous."
410 <br>-- <a href="mailto:carcaresp@aol.com">Larry Reynolds</a></p>
416 "I need to redirect stdout to /dev/porcelain, be back in a minute."</p>
419 "Unfortunately, that means the email I did have was mostly spam... and
420 since it's really not clear to me that increasing my breast size would
421 increase my confidence, I didn't bother reading most of it."</p>
427 "I was all set to get annoyed, and then I thought,
428 'No, that's what they pay Bdale for ...'"
429 <br>--Eric Schwartz</p>